#she's married to haley

[convixen]

Finally drew my farmer. Gee I sure hope Tumblr doesn't kill my image quality

[salt-n-salt]

haleys winter fit !!!! the whimsy ,,,,, 🙂‍↕️🫶

[ahollowgrave]

-- late night wandering.

I posted the second one of these with a character sheet, but I really like them so they get their own post too.

[ryllen]

i have to get this out of my system

[satancxm]

my pookie wookie smookie dookie cookie bear (sketch)

[stackthedeck]

i started a new stardew valley farm because 1.6 is finally on console and I got emily's clothing therapy cut scene after I got married to Haley so it's like in game I'm talking with my sister in law and clint walks and seeing basic kindness assumes I'm cheating on the hottest woman in town with her blue haired crystal loving weird sister

[jeskerthefool]

What if. Stardew valley romance options in Until Dawn?

...this is what happens when I watch until dawn gameplays while playing stardew...

While assigning roles I realized that there are too many romance options in stardew for eveyrone in until dawn. Feel free to assume that Marlon is the hunter dude and don't ask me what Abigail's motivations are, I just thought she deserved to go apeshit.

[jasminesilk]

Stardew Valley Bachelorettes 🌱

Abigail | Emily | Haley | Leah | Maru | Penny

Another (mostly) vanilla CAS project I've been working on! Aside from my default eye and skin replacements, plus cc lashes, these girls are cc free! Well, aside from Abigail's choker necklace which is from an old deligracy x grimcookies cc pack, which you can find here.

[k-is-for-potassium]

*sigh* im gonna wife her up

im gonna marry her

no one can stop me

[maeowl]

my farmer looked cringefail at her wedding <3 

[taroutann]

Women,, ,, , ,,,, , , , 🩷

[theredcuyo]

So, like i said before, i married Elliot in My second playtrhu

And this funny thing happened were our kid was born while he wasn't at the farm

You see, he asked around sometime in summer for a child and i was just like yeah sure, kids are fucking useless not a problem or anything and it's not like the game reflects on it (even if i'm a girl) so why not

I kinda forgot about it except for his few reminders, and then we got to his birthday, i took a bottle of ink out of a chest to give him and when i went out the cutscene for his 14 heart event started

And he says he'll go for like a week or something?, and i'm like sure it's fine i missed him so mUCH

And i thought, oh well, the kid thing will take longer i guess or something, because that counts as a event, right?, and Elliot's event doesn't happen if in the next days there's a another one

But then i woke up to fall 8 with the message that farmer had given birth during the night to a baby girl

And i laughed so hard my stomach still kinda hurts

Because this man, the guy who forever lives in his honeymoon face, the guy who sent letters every day for a week away from his partner, You know, the same guy who wrote his whole book mostly because the person he had a crush on, just missed his daughter's birth (who, btw, i named Ophelia, just cause i think it fits him)

Basically, he went on a short trip and his wife had their kid

Alone

In the middle of the night

LMAO

In my personal canon, Ophelia is a premature baby and it's likely at fault because i went to the mines for stuff i needed for an oil maker just the day before (And Elliot wouldn't have left if he knew she was soon to be born)

Also, now add that in his letters he says this things:

"P.S. I hope you had a peaceful night, and weren't too scared all alone in that big house!"

"I'm sure your time has been much more exciting! I can't wait to return and see what progress has been made."

"Just don't stay out too late in the mines, my love. It's dangerous in there! If you must go... bring plenty of food."

He probably cried himself to despair when a still sleepy farmer pointed upstairs after welcoming him and he just saw a baby and realized what happened

[starmochu]

Haley supporters rise up!!!!

[cluescorner]

I have finally begun playing Stardew Valley

Me: *Long detailed rant about the dynamics of the mountain household and my exact plans to befriend/date every single one of them and also fix every problem they have ever had*

My friend: Cool! So what are your thoughts on Elliot?

Me: Who?

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Robin: It gets lonely up here in the mountains! Please come visit us.

Me, who has been visiting every day: .....Ok

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Robin and Demetrius: *Hanging out in the kitchen together*

Me: Google.com how to ask people if they want to be a throuple with me

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Maru: If you have any spare metal, give it to me and I'll use it to tinker!

Me, marching into the mines 4 days in a row: Getting gifts for my future wife. This is an investment.

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Sebastian: *Stays in his room for like 1/2 the day*

Me, trying to get up to the room access friendship level: LET ME IN LET ME GIVE YOU ANOTHER SHELL YOU WILL LIKE THIS ONE

[delphis-oracle]

haley……………. haley 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

interest number two revealed that’s insane ik

[anti-transphobia]

Everyone posts about how Stardew Valley is a cozy LGBT+ inclusive game but NO ONE mentions the lack of a platonic option for the bachelors/bachelorettes. Which would be good for aspec people and also just more pleasant for many casual players I believe but that's not even the point. I just want to become best friends with everyone and not only does that require me dating everyone at once and feeling like a sleazebag because of it (ik the bad cutscene can be avoided but I know in my heart they'd be hurt if they knew) BUT it also means the women flirt with me!!!!! Constantly!!!!!!! It makes me sick to my stomach. Truly ruining the characters I liked